From work today:
Me: Is (Boss) here today?
Co-worker: I don't know. Why don't you ask The Golden Child (another co-worker). He knows these things.
Me: Maybe we should just call him The One, a la Barack.
Co-worker: Yes, We Can.
(I'm in Barnes and Noble, surfing the net and generally hanging out for the next 4 1/2 hours untiL I can get my paws on Breaking Dawn. To which I will promptly go to the last page and see what happens. Make some sort of exclamation, either of pleasure or despair, then go home to find out HOW we got to the point of pleasure/despair.
The fact that I have a Parish Council retreat all day tomorrow--beginning at 7 a.m.--does not faze me from my Reading Plan.)